Let's Catch Up, Internet!

WOWIE WOW WOW.

It has been a long time, internet.
Two years.
Jeez.
Where does the time go?

First off, how have you been?
Great!
What have you been up to?
Neat!
Got any significant others now?
Yeah? He was a tool. I never liked him.
Did your boobs grow in ok?
Me neither, don't worry about it.

Me?
Well I'm in college now! Yeah! Indiana University!
I agree, It's pretty mediocre.
Last time we talked I was only 17. WOW.
I'm 19 now. Everything is so different!
No, I'm still pretty obsessive. And I'm still a vegetarian.
I guess I'm still pretty similar...
I have Netflix now! Well... I stole my friend's password... so
I don't like Carrie Underwood as much any more!
So that's different.

Most importantly I'd still like to be on SNL one day. I'm in two Improv groups on IU's campus which is an actual step towards that dream.

Wow, it has been great catching up.
I really missed you, internet.
I can tell by my 4 pageviews today that you really missed me too.
Promise me we'll actually keep in touch ok?
I'll call you tomorrow.
Or at least text you.
Facebook message like... at the very least.
Do you still have that Earthlink account?